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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'You've had enough!'

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Three Pigs.

'This decaf's lousy.'

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'Sorry, Bob, but I'm having trouble taking our relationship seriously.'

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

"Hmm... Do I get it?"

"There's a fly in my soup."

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."