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"The President said he hoped the bill would receive broad bipartisan support from within the Democratic Party."

"Oh, he's pretty depressed - he's the only retired general the networks haven't called."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Oligarchy

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Man Reading Laptop.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

Reporter #6: television.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Capital Tours

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

Big Newspaper Delivery

Hang in There Democracy!

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe

Classic News.

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Joe Biden