Cable News Aficionado Gifts

"The President said he hoped the bill would receive broad bipartisan support from within the Democratic Party."

"Oh, he's pretty depressed - he's the only retired general the networks haven't called."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Oligarchy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Man Reading Laptop.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Capital Tours

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Reporter #6: television.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Hang in There Democracy!

Charades

Classic News.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

'You've been killing files again.'

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

Joe Biden