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"As a voter, I don't follow any party line, I follow a cable channel."

"I would've called and cancelled, but you know how I hate disappointing cable companies."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'We're stopping at the next motel we come to, whether it's got cable or not!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

TV jester.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV-Man

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Child hooking into a television