Cabinet Maker Gifts

Ernie's Furniture. Ernie stands behind his furniture, but that's only so it won't tip over.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"We can't agree on a size."

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

Nick Offerman

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

Escher flat-pack furniture

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

The Eclectic Chair

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'