Buying A Pet Fish Gifts

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'll take this one."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Jumping Dogs

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'He didn't learn that from me!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

Lady on treadmill pushing baby stroller and walking dog.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

'I think the dog wants in, Robert.'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I hold him hostage?'

'And don't be Mr. Antisocial. At least make an effort to sniff some of the other guests.'

"I really don't think we need any more pets."

How their world views have changed over time.

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Lost and loving it!

"Basically, by signing here, you consent to letting me manage any life prolonging medical treatments."

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."