Buying A Pet Fish T-Shirts

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'll take this one."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

'He didn't learn that from me!'

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Jumping Dogs

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I hold him hostage?'

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'I think the dog wants in, Robert.'

Lady on treadmill pushing baby stroller and walking dog.

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

'And don't be Mr. Antisocial. At least make an effort to sniff some of the other guests.'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

How their world views have changed over time.

"I really don't think we need any more pets."

Lost and loving it!

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."