Getting A Pet Fish T-Shirts

'This is your bowl - keep it nice.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

'He didn't learn that from me!'

Jumping Dogs

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I hold him hostage?'

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Lady on treadmill pushing baby stroller and walking dog.

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

'I think the dog wants in, Robert.'

'And don't be Mr. Antisocial. At least make an effort to sniff some of the other guests.'

How their world views have changed over time.

Fish Food

Lost and loving it!

Snub Marine

We decided that a puppy would be good practice before having a baby.

"Basically, by signing here, you consent to letting me manage any life prolonging medical treatments."

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'Wow! They don't even bother giving you notice anymore before they fire you!'