Buying A First House Gifts

'This is interesting -- We've now spent more on ATM fees than we did on our first house.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

I did it my way.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Sale! Weed Whackers

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'