Busy Lifestyle Gifts

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Fur Baby

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"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

The Eternal Question

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

Astronaut Selfie.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Frustrated at the office.

"This is a terrible table!"

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"