Busy Life Lover Gifts

Cat shoes - for those who are too busy to do their own walking.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

I'd rather be at the office.

"This is a terrible table!"

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

Reality of Parenthood

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"Mommy you're perfect!"

Plumbing Company Executive

"Decaf, Sid?"

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

'Frankly, they're too busy to have pets: They have to pay somebody to walk me...'

'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'

Great Moments In Law: 'C. Wright Giddings successfully introduces the 'office-temp-who-made-the-coffee-way-too-strong' defense.'

I'm going to give each of my girlfriends a bottle of this wine for valentine's day. A port in every sweetheart!

Hillbilly.

Buy a dog - the ideal pet for those too busy to mess up their homes themselves.

PC spits mud out

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"Yes, I'm working from home today..."

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."

"I told you, always support the baby's head!"

"Dad bods are so in right now."

Somewhere in France Melanie Anne is blinded by the joie de vivre.