Busy Life Lover T-Shirts

Cat shoes - for those who are too busy to do their own walking.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

The Workaholics Building

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

I'd rather be at the office.

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"This is a terrible table!"

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

Reality of Parenthood

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

Plumbing Company Executive

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

Great Moments In Law: 'C. Wright Giddings successfully introduces the 'office-temp-who-made-the-coffee-way-too-strong' defense.'

'Frankly, they're too busy to have pets: They have to pay somebody to walk me...'

'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'

Hillbilly.

Buy a dog - the ideal pet for those too busy to mess up their homes themselves.

"Yes, I'm working from home today..."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

PC spits mud out

"I told you, always support the baby's head!"

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."

"Dad bods are so in right now."

Somewhere in France Melanie Anne is blinded by the joie de vivre.

'Noah's Refrigerator.' On it is a 'To Do List' that includes, 'Clip Pet Food Coupons, Build Ark.'