The Hectic Lifestyle Balancer Gifts

'No thanks - just wanted to stop and smell them.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Golfing Boss

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Work Parfait

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Working hours.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Born In Captivity.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Office pics on dinner table.

"I feel your pain."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Time for vacation, time for work.

Laptop Dancing.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?