Lifestyle Balancing Gifts

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Golfing Boss

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Work Parfait

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Born In Captivity.

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Time for vacation, time for work.

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Office pics on dinner table.

"I feel your pain."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."