Fitness Life Balance Gifts

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Yoga To-Do

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

"May her soul rest in peace."

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

Student wrestling with life issues.

"Will your spiritual journey take you anywhere near the shops?"

'I invest globally, but eat foods grown locally - so that gives my life balance.'

I like worms --- I just don't know if I want to make them my life's work.

"Can someone take over here? I have to go to a parent-teacher conference."

'The stress is killing me...what price can you put on a WASTED life. . . and what about the impotence?'

"My wife and I are trying for a baby...."

Candies and diet pills

"OK, I admit it. I smoke, drink and eat too much, don't exercise enough ..."

'Sometimes I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day -- but I wouldn't list it under 'career goals.'

Worried too much/Worried too little

The Braggart