Busy Lifestyle Prints

"Decaf, Sid?"

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The Modern Novel.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I need to clone myself."

i-teddy

Fur Baby

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

The Eternal Question

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Frustrated at the office.

Astronaut Selfie.

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"This is a terrible table!"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'