Busy Lifestyle Advocate Prints

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

Work Out.

Eventual Motion Machine

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Cat shoes - for those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Cyclist

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'The doctor said that exercise could add years to my life. He was right. I feel 10 years older after that!'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

Fat cat running on treadmill.

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

Hazard of texting

'Frankly, they're too busy to have pets: They have to pay somebody to walk me...'