Business Underdog Cheerleader Gifts

Big Guys vs Little Guys

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'How long's he been out there?'

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

Encouraging pats on the back.

Personal Cheerleader.

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

Robot Beggar

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

"I can't promote you to that position ... you'd be perfect for the job."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

Welcome to our team.

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

'Hi, you must be the new guy.'

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

"It's just that sometimes, I feel like I'm on a sinking ship!"

"You don't frighten me, T.J."

Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.

With a great team behind you, you can achieve so much more...

"I started this business from the grounds up!"

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'Somehow Charlie Boy still manages to retain that down-home enthusiasm.'