Tech Innovator Cheerleader Gifts

Robot Beggar

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Go team!

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Is this the new input device?'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

The Design Artiste

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

You Shouldn't Have

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. There's an app for that.

"This update includes minor improvements."