Intellectual Cheerleaders Gifts

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I go that extra mile!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Personal Cheerleader.

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Robot Beggar

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

Hockey cheerleaders.

"A cow jumped over the moon? This sounds like fake news."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Hi, you must be the new guy.'

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

Conformity

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

Interpretive Cheering

Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.

With a great team behind you, you can achieve so much more...

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

There's some grumbling going on down there. The muscle fibers are complaining about getting stuck with all the heavy lifting. LDL is tired of getting called "bad" cholesterol, and the blood cells don't like all the traveling they have to do in their job. A little speck is trying to convince the brain these bad attitudes are all in the head. A little speck? Yeah, a proton is telling the brain he can take charge of the situation with the power of positive thinking!

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"