Intellectual Cheerleaders Mugs

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I go that extra mile!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Personal Cheerleader.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Robot Beggar

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"A cow jumped over the moon? This sounds like fake news."

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

Conformity

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

Interpretive Cheering

Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.

With a great team behind you, you can achieve so much more...

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

Golf cheerleaders.