Young Intellectual Cheerleader Mugs

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Jumping cheerleaders

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Al's Teachers' Pets.

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Robot Beggar

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

Hockey cheerleaders.

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"A cow jumped over the moon? This sounds like fake news."

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

Conformity

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

New School Year

Interpretive Cheering

Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.

"School starts soon...."

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'