Kidpreneur Cheerleader Gifts

"Our sales have tripled since I added a shot of espresso!"

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Lemonade Inc.

SALE

$1: Family Secrets

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"I go that extra mile!"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Tim's marketing solutions

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Personal Cheerleader.

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

Robot Beggar

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

'Hi, you must be the new guy.'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Conformity

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."