Kidpreneur Cheerleader Gifts

"Our sales have tripled since I added a shot of espresso!"

Lemonade Inc.

SALE

$1: Family Secrets

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"I go that extra mile!"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Tim's marketing solutions

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Personal Cheerleader.

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Robot Beggar

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

Conformity

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."