Small Business Cheerleader Gifts

"I started this business from the grounds up!"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"I go that extra mile!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Congratulations on your promotion.

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Encouraging pats on the back.

Personal Cheerleader.

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

'I've put the business up for sale.'

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

Burn It Down

'We are from the F.B.L.'

Welcome to our team.

"As part of our commitment to small business, we are willing to lend you your bus fare home."

'Hi, you must be the new guy.'

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

"I've reduced theft by 55%!"

Small business nurturing employee health insurance.