Tech Innovator Cheerleader Pillows

Robot Beggar

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Go team!

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Is this the new input device?'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

The Design Artiste

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"This update includes minor improvements."

"Buy my data $20"

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."