Stock Market Cheerleader Gifts

'Somehow Charlie Boy still manages to retain that down-home enthusiasm.'

'Listen, there's over $2 trillion sitting on the sidelines, Hookwell. It's your job to see it gets brought into the game!'

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I go that extra mile!"

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'How long's he been out there?'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Personal Cheerleader.

Starfish doing the wave.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

"I'm feeling generous."

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

'Hi, you must be the new guy.'

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

Interpretive Cheering

Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.

With a great team behind you, you can achieve so much more...