Economy Cheerleader Gifts

'How long's he been out there?'

Just Stop Boil

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'How's business?'

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

"They call the dollar stable and you know what's in the stable."

What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.

"If I keep predicting a market crash, eventually I'll have to be right!"

'With people already so tense and jumpy these days, Halloween isn't much fun anymore!'

'I'm not sure who to support. One is spoilt for choice these days!'

"What do you want to mention first, the senior defections, the profits warning or the aborted takeover talks?"

"I started this business from the grounds up!"

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

"Global warming produces violent weather, which equals no school!"

Recovery

'Somehow Charlie Boy still manages to retain that down-home enthusiasm.'

Maybe we were supposed to use the stimulus money to fix the potholes by spending it.

A bull does his work with a bear head on the wall.

"You have an outstanding balance."

Beware of the 4th Quarter

'Listen, there's over $2 trillion sitting on the sidelines, Hookwell. It's your job to see it gets brought into the game!'

'I've traveled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

"Could you make it a dollar and a dime, sir? ? My agent gets 10%."

2010 fortune teller.

"They're putting guard rails around the ledges. Looks like a good time to sell."

'I've figured it out. To make money today you need to be a CEO or a counterfeiter.'

'I decided to try Obamanomics out on a personal level... I borrowed a million bucks from China and gave it all to panhandlers.'