Economy Cheerleader Mugs

'How long's he been out there?'

Just Stop Boil

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'How's business?'

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"They call the dollar stable and you know what's in the stable."

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.

"If I keep predicting a market crash, eventually I'll have to be right!"

'With people already so tense and jumpy these days, Halloween isn't much fun anymore!'

"What do you want to mention first, the senior defections, the profits warning or the aborted takeover talks?"

'I'm not sure who to support. One is spoilt for choice these days!'

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

"I started this business from the grounds up!"

"Global warming produces violent weather, which equals no school!"

'Somehow Charlie Boy still manages to retain that down-home enthusiasm.'

A bull does his work with a bear head on the wall.

"You have an outstanding balance."

Beware of the 4th Quarter

'Listen, there's over $2 trillion sitting on the sidelines, Hookwell. It's your job to see it gets brought into the game!'

'I've traveled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

"Could you make it a dollar and a dime, sir? ? My agent gets 10%."

2010 fortune teller.

'I've figured it out. To make money today you need to be a CEO or a counterfeiter.'

'I decided to try Obamanomics out on a personal level... I borrowed a million bucks from China and gave it all to panhandlers.'

"They're putting guard rails around the ledges. Looks like a good time to sell."

"As an European patriot, I've got the duty to support the needy economy of our fellow countries!"