Economic Soothsayers Gifts

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Beware of the 4th Quarter

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

The Shrinking Dollar.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Standard & Poor

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Davos.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

How Trickle Down Economics Work

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'The Final Merger'

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

Rebuilding the Economy.

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.