Economic Soothsayers Pillows

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Beware of the 4th Quarter

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

The Shrinking Dollar.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Standard & Poor

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Davos.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'The Final Merger'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

Euro Discobolus

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

Rebuilding the Economy.

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'