Economic Pundits Pillows

'The Final Merger'

'I can't work out whether having our mortgage rate increased by a bank which we own 82% of makes us better or worse off.'

"We still offer executives the Golden Parachute, but now it's a real thing in case stockholders storm the 59th floor."

Give Hope a Chance

Bermananomics

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'International Begging Cup, Inc. timed their IPO well.'

'...somebody must be making a fortune!'

Foreclosure

"Great! The fat cats grab the big bonuses and we get fobbed off with breadcrumbs!"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Skeptic Tank.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

The Shrinking Dollar.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Republican politics!

Davos.

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy