Economic Pundits Pillows

'The Final Merger'

'I can't work out whether having our mortgage rate increased by a bank which we own 82% of makes us better or worse off.'

"We still offer executives the Golden Parachute, but now it's a real thing in case stockholders storm the 59th floor."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'International Begging Cup, Inc. timed their IPO well.'

'...somebody must be making a fortune!'

Foreclosure

"Great! The fat cats grab the big bonuses and we get fobbed off with breadcrumbs!"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Skeptic Tank.

The Shrinking Dollar.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Republican politics!

Davos.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

New Year 2020

Beef Stew.

Capitalism gone nuts!

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."