Financial Pundits Pillows

National debt

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Mario Draghi

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Skeptic Tank.

The Shrinking Dollar.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Davos.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'The Final Merger'

Liquidity Lunch

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

New Year 2020

Beef Stew.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'