Financial Pundits Pillows

Haiti Bailout

National debt

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Mario Draghi

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Skeptic Tank.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

The Shrinking Dollar.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Davos.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

How Trickle Down Economics Work

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

'The Final Merger'

Liquidity Lunch

New Year 2020

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Beef Stew.