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Big Guys vs Little Guys

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'How long's he been out there?'

Congratulations on your promotion.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Encouraging pats on the back.

Personal Cheerleader.

"I can't promote you to that position ... you'd be perfect for the job."

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Robot Beggar

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

Welcome to our team.

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

"You don't frighten me, T.J."

"It's just that sometimes, I feel like I'm on a sinking ship!"

Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.

With a great team behind you, you can achieve so much more...

"I started this business from the grounds up!"

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

Everyone likes to feel appreciated.

'Somehow Charlie Boy still manages to retain that down-home enthusiasm.'