Business Optimization Enthusiast Gifts

"Business has been steady."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

The Rubber Ball Company

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Supply Chain

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

"Slip some performance enhancing drug into the water. We need more production!"

Intelligent dog.

Beesy schedule.

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'Remember, I'm doing the best you can.'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

Tunnel of Workaholics