Business Optimization Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Business has been steady."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

Supply Chain

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

"Slip some performance enhancing drug into the water. We need more production!"

Beesy schedule.

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Remember, I'm doing the best you can.'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.