Business-minded Healer Gifts

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Junior Doctor.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Dancing Doctor

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

'Reflexes normal.'

"Race you to the spleen!"

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

'I'm here to work on my company's vision.'

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"