Business-minded Healer Gifts

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Junior Doctor.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Dancing Doctor

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

'Reflexes normal.'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"Race you to the spleen!"

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

'I'm here to work on my company's vision.'

'We can follow your moral compass as long as it doesn't interfere with my financial GPS.'

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"