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"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Why am I running?

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

Supermarket Merge

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

Fight on the top

National corporate ladder of success monument.

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

Working at Home Half Day

Star Executive

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

CEO's office in a safe.

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'