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"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

National Boss Monument.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

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'He's been brought in to save the company.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

Why am I running?

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Responsibility and duties

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."