Corporate Champion Mugs

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

HR - Helping Relationships

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Why am I running?

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

Responsibility and duties

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."