Business Conquest Champion Prints

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

Fight on the top

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

Working at Home Half Day

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Star Executive

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

Contest to enter the University

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

CEO's office in a safe.