Bushcraft Enthusiast Gifts

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

D.I.Y

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

Posh Easter Egg

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

Pelican and Origami

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Luthier

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Christmas Craftwork

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Raw Piano Bar

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'I ran into a whittler.'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'