Bushwalking Enthusiast Gifts

'...and contestant number 3 enjoys bushwalking, ballroom dancing and contestants number 1 and 2; welcome to...'

"Haven't you got a bigger tucker bag?"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Oh, crap.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Hither and Yon sign

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Where the wild things were."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Don't even think about it."

The High Line at Giza

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Steve found himself on his travels.

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Fork in the trail.

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

We need a longer selfie stick.

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'