Bush Walker Gifts

Sign outside of jungle hut reads: Jones, Jones and Jones Practitioners in Jungle law.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Oh, crap.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Don't even think about it."

The High Line at Giza

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'If a man talks in the forest and there's no one around to hear him, is he still wrong?' 'He is a man, isn't he?'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

We need a longer selfie stick.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg, where do you think you're going?!"

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Park statues horse and rider.

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"It's a working lunch."

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

They could just sit on the picnic blanket, but nooo, they have to have the folding thrones. E-Z Throne.

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

You're talking into a stick. You just told Fido to fetch your cell phone.

"Seriously, who is it?"