Bushwhacking Buff Gifts

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

That's What Happens

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Military style hedgehog

Filling the Missile Gap

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Especially modified you say..."

Presenter Auditions.