Bushcraft Buff Gifts

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Pirate

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

French horn.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'You've had enough.'

Presenter Auditions.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'The buildings are merging.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

The Coffee Tattoo

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'