Bushcraft Buff Pillows

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Pirate

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

French horn.

'You've had enough.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'The buildings are merging.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."