Bushwhack Buff Pillows

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Pirate

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

French horn.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

Our 4 Branches of Government

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'