Bushwhack Buff Pillows

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Pirate

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

French horn.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Arturo Sandoval