Bushwhacking Buff Mugs

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Military style hedgehog

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Presenter Auditions.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Especially modified you say..."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."