Bushcraft Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm here in the rainforest to show you how to fashion an ipod using only twigs and moss.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

D.I.Y

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

The Sculptor

Posh Easter Egg

"She's a natural!"

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Luthier

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Christmas Craftwork

Raw Piano Bar

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'