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"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Don't even think about it."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Entomology Reference

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

'Termites!'

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"Sorry, honey. I'm too old to learn new tricks and I can't remember the old ones."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'